40k Black Templars

So here's my first attempt at a Warhammer 40K Space Marine Unit: Black Templars.  Thanks to Todd Heck at Crossroad Hobbies in Dickinson, N.D. for providing the mini's and some paint.  These will most likely be displayed at the store and hopefully used in skirmishes or possibly even a full 40k battle sometime soon!  The purple bases most likely represent them fighting on a chaos or genestealer/tyranid world.

Miniatures: Games Workshop.  Paints:  Game Color Acrylicos Vallejo, Games Workshop Citadel Color. Miniatures painted by TSN.

Concerning Wyrrrmmmsss and failing your perception check

Wyrms. Say it: wyrmsss... Again: wyrrrmmmzzz. It the kind of word that one cannot resist saying without throwing a slurred errrrrrmmmz in there - most often making one sound like a close relative of Grima Wormtongue. Griiiimahhh Wyrrrrrmmmtongha. Ok, I'll stop it now.

A wyrm, according to most fantasy references, in it's simplest form, is a wingless dragon. Whilst digging through my pile of antiquated minis waiting to be painted, I crossed another vintage 1985 Grenadier 'Wyrm'. I recall looking at the name on the package when I bought it - back at Meredith's Hobbies in Gateway Mall, Bismarck (circa 1985). 'Wyrm', I said it outloud, "Wyrrrrm." I liked the way it sounded so much I purchased it on that attribute alone.

But while looking at the unpainted mini recently, I thought back to my many years of being

a DM. I vaguely recall either a Dragon Magazine article or module or something that referred to Wyrms. Recently, after rediscovering this relic in my stash, I decided to research it a bit further. Not being able to recall that particular article or module plagued my brain for many days. On a hunch, I pulled out Gary Gygax's first Monster Manual. No luck. I then went to the Fiend Folio. No joy. I then went to the AD&D Monster Manual II. Victory was not mine. This Wyrm proved to be elusive indeed. Did I perhaps dream it, during one of my ma

ny mental trips while in High School? Nay, it surely existed! It was right there on the Grenadier miniature box!

I dug around on the internet and discovered this link:

Draconic Creatures: landwyrm

So it appears that I wasn't imagining things. Wyrms did exist. The strange thing is the publication reference listed as Draconomicon 3rd Edition. The 2nd edition was released in 1990 - but my mini was from 1985! Did some vortex of time suck the sculptors of Grenadier into the future and then pull them back into the past with knowledge of the Wyrm?! I know as Glabrezu is my witness, that I did spy such knowledge prior to the Draconomicon. Also, I don't believe i've ever laid hands on a copy of such a tome.

Apparently, knowledge of the Wyrm is indeed guarded. Perhaps it is because they are such an incredibly rare and surely sought after creature.

Working only with the magical tome known as Wiki, I replicated what I perceive as a: Tundra Landwyrm. According to Wiki, it is a neutral landwyrm found in cold plains. It normally lies under the snow in semi-hibernation. It drinks the blood of warm-blooded animals.

This particular specimen has migrated further north, and is seen breaking through the ice to feast upon unidentified prey.

Technical Data: Mini: 1985 Grenadier 'Wyrm'. Ice chunks: insulating foam, Water, Snow and Ice: Vallejo 'Water Effects' Pacific Blue (26203), Foam & Snow (26231). All paint Vallejo Game Color Series. All Materials save for mini purchased at CROSSROAD HOBBIES, Dickinson, N.D.

Failing your perception check.

"Uh. Doc."

"Yes, yes. What it is now Mr. McGlenn?" Doctor Vincent Lee did little to hide his impatience with the mobster.

Michael McGlenn paused, swallowed hard as he adjusted his tie. "Did you hear somethin?" he whispered.

Doctor Lee sighed and raised his lantern a little higher, peering into the darkness. He thought he saw movement, just ahead, but dismissed the thought knowing they were the only living things here. He took a few cautious steps closer and realized what he mistook for movement was the reflection from his lamp on an ornate and extremely large sarcophagus.

"I told you before, it's just your imagination. Professor Armitage told us this section of the tomb has been untouched. We are the first to enter for thousands of years. We are surely the only souls here."

A deep, profoundly mournful moan suddenly droned from behind them.

Both Doctor and gangster froze, the hair on the back of their necks rising.

"Mr. McGlenn."

"Yes?"

"Is your tommy gun loaded?"

Techincal Info: Reaper Miniatures, featuring Chronoscope line. Miniatures painted with Vallejo Game Colors Paints. GaleForce 9 Basing Grit: Rocky GF9:92023 used on mummies. Dungeons and Dragons "Dire Tombs" tiles are pictured. All items purchased at CROSSROAD HOBBIES, painted and photographed by Troy Nies.

Who put that there? Don't go in there! Halt! Who goes there?! (and dwarven nudity)

Consider yourself warned: The OOD will now reveal some recent additions to the miniature workshop in the M.O.N. (middle of nowhere).

Who put that there?!

Using some bits and scraps, I pieced together a 'trophy' mini that could be used

for a treasure marker in your D&D 4e adventure or any other mini-based game. The sword is from a Reaper Weapons pack purchased from Crossroad Hobbies. The pedestal is from an ancient (1984?) Grenadier pack. The gold and gems are a special concoction that I may detail in a future post. Pull the sword I dare you. Intelligent swords anyone?

***WARNING***

IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY DWARVEN NUDITY, DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER.

ELVES, YOU MAY BE RUINED FOR LIFE.

DON'T GO IN THERE!

As you can see, this Dwarven troll-slayer has just emerged from some stinkin' troll hole. He must have had a bit of fun judging by the look of his flail. Of course, bathing in the blood of his fallen is said to attract the dwarven women-folk. It's also known to work quite well as a stout elf-repellent.

Of course, showing your crack to the elves is quite effective as well.

HALT! WHO GOES THERE?

You're lucky if they give you this verbal warning, but most likely command will order a barrage of serrated steel and fletching at anything that moves. This unit of Stirland Archers are ready for combat. My Warhammer Fantasy Battle Empire Army continues to grow. The army will be largely represented by Stirland forces. They look forward to serving the Emperor in battle! The unit is lead by two heroes.

The custom base was built using materials from Crossroad Hobbies: Galeforce Nine static grass and basing grit. The longer wheat/weed-like material was created from doll hair. The fence was custom-built using scrap balsa wood. All miniatures pictured were painted with Vallejo paints. Please visit Crossroad Hobbies in Dickinson, N.D. for all of your hobby needs.

THE OOD